i have a free room let’s do this

sweet

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stressed out cartoon cat lady in need of rescue and/or benevolent kidnapping

destination with pleasant weather preferred. must have sufficient wine supply and accommodation for two fat cats.

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Wall Street's 2013 Bonuses Were More Than All Workers Earned Making the Federal Minimum Wage

(Source: lamaracuya, via ohnoproblems)

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Lately I’ve felt sort of run-down, like no matter how much sleep or downtime I get I’m still not running at full capacity.  The other night I had another farm dream, where I got so stressed out by whatever situation was happening that I just walked out off the back porch and lay down in the grass until I woke up in reality. 
The downside of finding serenity there in my sleep is that when I wake up, it’s still gone and I’m forced to remember that I will never see my home again.  There’s no way around that.  

Lately I’ve felt sort of run-down, like no matter how much sleep or downtime I get I’m still not running at full capacity.  The other night I had another farm dream, where I got so stressed out by whatever situation was happening that I just walked out off the back porch and lay down in the grass until I woke up in reality. 

The downside of finding serenity there in my sleep is that when I wake up, it’s still gone and I’m forced to remember that I will never see my home again.  There’s no way around that.  

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this idiot rolled around on the pollen-covered porch floor and walked back inside like this

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okay wait now am i pie eligible

nice try

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the previous Pie To Stop Following offer only applies to lizzi so don’t even think about it

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um I specifically requested carrot cake???

YOU DON’T GET A PIE EITHER YOU’RE NOT A NEW FOLLOWER 

I’ll give you a pie to stop following me

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if i unfollow and refollow you am i eligible for pie

this offer is non-transferrable sorry

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im allergic

good

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I never got a pie

who said you get a pie

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hi new followers!  I sent you all a pie, I hope they arrive soon

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I dunno why I was thinking about this just now, but last night marked the second time this year that I’ve been talking explicitly about work and a male coworker has redirected the conversation to be about my appearance/sexuality

so just in case you’re the kind of person who doesn’t think this happens in real life, have I got news for you

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cafiffle:

SATURDAY SPECIAL: WELL I’M SOLD
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cafiffle:

SATURDAY SPECIAL: WELL I’M SOLD

New to the comic?  Start here!

Want to help out?  Here’s the Patreon!

eveblaugh

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