My Love Life
| Person: | So would you maybe like to get coffee somet-- |
| Me: | GET AWAY FROM ME I'M NOT READY TO MARRY YOU AND HAVE FIFTEEN CHILDREN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, WHAT IF YOU HATE MY STUPID HOBBIES AND I NEGLECT YOU FOR MY WORK AND WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE CATS, I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH COMMITMENT FOR ME |
| Person: | ... D: |