My Love Life

Person: So would you maybe like to get coffee somet--
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME I'M NOT READY TO MARRY YOU AND HAVE FIFTEEN CHILDREN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, WHAT IF YOU HATE MY STUPID HOBBIES AND I NEGLECT YOU FOR MY WORK AND WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE CATS, I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH COMMITMENT FOR ME
Person: ... D:
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